hiding.

...because I don't know what else to do.

I like the show Supernanny. Because a) you get to see how screwed up other peoples lives are and b) there is always a happy ending. I want there to be a version for people who have all kinds of problems, not just problematic children....So I could call in an expert, have them show me how be assertive with my misery, in telling it it is 'unacceptable', and how to send it to a Naughty Corner, and how to keep it tucked up nicely in bed. I understand that a lot of work is involved, but once you are up the hill, you're up the hill. 

I'm tired, that's all. I hate that I am miserable. But I can't remember how to be anything else. 

Help?