super powers.

I'm a super hero when I wear my housekeepers' uniform.

• I'm invisible.
• I'm a mind-reader.
• I make tea approximately 120 times a day.

I'm my OWN mother-effin' role model.

But seriously...I am dreading staying in work like this for the next two years...even if I AM in Australia. I need to find something to do which makes me feel like an actual human being in my spare time, because it's not happening in my work time.